In the dark..

In the dark by ~el1as on deviantART
If a dude claims to have slept with half of the baddest hollywood babes, two things are certain. One, he's been masturbating. Two that's imposible unless he's been doing the former.
Aint nothing wrong with dreaming, but when you halucinate, that's when you find that you did not need to smoke that weed at the time. Because, got willing if you do your sh** in the dark, eventually some loudmouth is gonna brag for you, and you dont need to do it yourself...
PS i dont what i just said..but just wanted to talk about something before posting the video below...enjoy your weekend!!!