Bruce Springsteen - We take care of our own

The Boss (noy Rick Ross) is back, with a new banger..been on constant replay since the grammys..enjoy!

Queen of the supermarket..

Jonah hill hilariously suggested in "superbad" that the best foods are shaped like dicks ie. hotdogs, bananas, cucumber, french loaf/bread and what have you. but out of the foods mentioned above, i only take delight in a hotdog, hands down..i dont eat bananas, but certainly enjoy cucumbers in my salad..what's the relevence of all this you ask?
Well i mostly buy these items at a local supermarket, where you are almost always guaranteed to struck up a conversation with beautiful girls or potential girlfriends. just be careful at the crap you put in your cart, because it's gonna say a lot about how healthy you eat, or how incredibly stupid you look throwing a six-pack of sardines in the cart
So next time your fridge suffers from malnutrition, hit up a supermarket where there's a video store nearby as well. It's a great place to meet women, and to get away from the confines of your one bedroom apartment. who knows? you might find a special on the groceries as well as get a date to that forthcoming high-school reunion you've been despising.