The Bill collector..

It always starts as a phone call from some telemarketer telling you that you've been referred by someone close to you, and then they start with the reasons why they think you should sign up to whatever they are selling. After 20 minutes of agonizing "yes" and "no" questions, one always ends up just rushing up the conversation and submitting to whatever it is they are selling. But when you skip a payment, then they start with that bullshit about how "this call may be recorded" , and how you should pay before they take you to their legal department..and ..blah blah blah! So why am i talking about this you ask? It's because the annoying thing is that when you in the shop and you decide to pay your bill, right after you pay they tell you that you can still take some more shit on credit, Being that there's some good stuff in the shit you fall for the trap, and then the whole thing starts all over again..*sigh* I wanna be Warren Buffet in my next life!!

Enter The Ninja..

Creativity can be both fun and rewarding sometimes. A bunch of dudes dressed as ninjas jump on a medical weed man on a friday. Considering that the weed man ran off into the heart of the night, i would say the ninjas certainly had a purple haze filled night.
Link:
http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/03/california-ninjas-rob-medical-marijuana-delivery-man

Going through changes..

Watching the latest trends, you start to see a lot of different styles come back, with the music (Dance/Electronica), fashion (a lot of loud colors) among a lot of other stuff. Even movies have started rebooting original concepts (Rambo IV, Superman Returns, Rocky Balboa). Have we become so bored at our environment so much that we are starting to recycle way of living? 

 I wonder how long its gonna take for money to go back to the barter system. It will be very interesting to see how economics work then.

Through the wire..

Every time i watch shows like "Game of thrones" or "Rome" or "The Borgias" I cant help but notice how sexual and barbaric these shows are, to my bitter-sweet enjoyment. Kinda makes one think how long the human race has come, in terms of civilization. But then again, I'm told the Greeks invented ass-fucking..so what do i know.

Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland: Boy, them Greeks and those twisted-ass names. 
Off. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Man, lay off the Greeks. They invented civilization. 
Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland: Yeah? Ass-fucking, too 

From HBO's The Wire

In the morning..

Have you ever noticed how, when you wake up in the morning you feel amped up for the day and you actually
start thinking of how focused you'll be for the day, Or you start thinking about how from today you gonna have a brand new state of mind, only to reach your office and some random ass backward compatible muh'fucker spoils your day, or the boss chews your ass up for something the aforementioned backward compatible douchebag did wrong, and you back to square one. Its never a good thing when you are surrounded negative people, it slows down Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, Which is change. And change is good, to some extent but I aint talking about sex change, neither am i talking about loose change. Figure it out.

Body & Soul..

Honestly, i dont know if im getting old(its a rethorical statement, i know) but sheeeit! what the hell
happened to real R&B. That's why i miss the 90's. A dude could listen to Toni Braxton and ride out and it could still be cool, no homo. a dude could rock jean shorts (i never did) and it was considered cool, no homo. The 90's was colorful.you could have a whole rainbow in your attire and it was cool, no homo. I still wonder what the hell happened to that viscose material, it was big back then..*cough* anyway moving on..
I like the fact that Joe Thomas is still as good as when he started. The latest release is a breath of fresh air. And your boy Donell Jones did not dissapoint either.Lyrics was a return to form. Maxwell too..but that album (black summer's night) was too short. Keith Sweat did a fine job too..less autotune please. R.kelly always delivers, My man *denzel voice* There's still a lot of guys missing here..where the hell is SILK,Babyface, Anita Baker,Old Lionel rich (before the Akon Mess)

snitch..

Aaw damn..it seems they just cant let the homie strauss kahn go, huh! as if what happened to him last year wasnt enough, now this prositution ring thing! damn i bet sarkozy is having the time of his life, probably dancing himself silly, like buffalo bill did in silence of the lambs. The man doesnt even look like a pimp for christ's sake. Its amazing how most of these powerful dudes downfall's always just a piece of ass. You never hear shit like that happenin africa, because we dont snitch!!lol

talk that talk..

Bla BlA BlA... by ~ptits-p0is on deviantART *sigh* Telemarketers...are the new Jehovah witness. why I say that is because it seems the number of Jehovah's witness at your door step has become a thing of the past, and I cant remember the last time I was pestered by those aforementioned self important zealots. why that trend has diminished, I have no idea..but all the clues suggest physical violence. I mean who in their right mind goes to someone's home and start preaching about the "word of the lord" without bringing a gift basket..see people like free things if this was the case, a lot of people would open doors to Jehovah witness mongers, and avoid physical violence.. but that's one thing..now enter telemarketers.. The nerve of these people. calling you at work, and talk that talk, until you decide to put them on speaker and proceed working.adding insult to injury, they have the audacity to ask for bank details on the phone..i mean DUDE!! seriously, you call me with an unlisted number, talk jibberish and expect me to hand over sensitive information?..NEGRO PLEASE!!! send me them documents via fax or email, let me review that sh** and see if you are as good as your word..its broad daylight for Christ's sake!!

Money..

money money money MONEY by *urban-barbarian on deviantART I said it and will say it again..there's no such thing as "money cant buy you love" whatever the Beatles were smoking that day when they wrote that song, chances are it was paid for with money too. back then when we live in the jungle and the barter system was still currency, yeah I could believe that phrase..but now!!? NEGRO PLEASE!! like WU TANG said..cash rules everything around me (C.R.E.A.M)

rudeboy shufflin..

So we are told all over that the badboy of RAGGA Vybz kartel had escaped from prison and is on the run with seven other inmates with a corrections officer dead..and my question to this whole mess is "Why". this is the same question i've been asking whenever rappers also get into these types of predicaments. How do you get yourself into such bullshit when you have an image to maintain, and millions of funds to blow while you are still not senile.*sigh* meh, then again maybe these guys are just fabricating their millions and are just peasants like us, no wonder they will get to rudeboy shuffle the shit out of situations..

My Will..

Word of advice..whenever you decide to write your will..do so in a manner that the people you put on there do not find it lying around in your house. Because whatever they see in there will set forward a series strange events that will leave you wondering who your true friends/family are/is. Because god willing these people find out what is there in black and white ink, i don't care what "muti" protects you, something is bound to happen to you, be it being scolded,killed,having you killed,poisoned and what have you. Also keep your policy papers away too..because you are looking for trouble. Money is a very dangerous thing it messes with your mind, same as obama did to americans with that "hope" gimmick..oh and by the way the song has nothing to do with the topic at hand..im just saying..

keep it warm for ya..

*sigh* Now im not saying that im anti women, jeeezus chrrrrist give me a break. Its women abuse this, women abuse that. When you look at certain situations, you'll understand. i've seen this shit happen in front of my eyes..and of course in the hood. it always starts the same. a dude is always getting slapped around for some apparent shit he did (cheating most probably), and the dude is always tring to avoid the fighting back..then more insults are hurled, but dude ignores that shit and goes the other direction. then dude gets hit on the back with stick. Thats when shit hits the fan and the dude becomes a nigga, and this nigga retaliates with a back handed slap. Now you tell me..who's the victim here? like i said i dont support violence against women, but sometimes a nigga can only take so much...but then again i heard make-up sex is the shit and there are actually some people out there who engage in deliberate fights with their significant others just for the make up sex...well..i guess i'll never know since my fetish has always been sex on the beach with Roselyn Sanchez.

Thats that shit..

Apparently some asian scientist has found a new way to recycle shit, as burgers..go figure. Somehow i find this to be a hoax.

dead..

Personally i think this dude died a long time ago..so i dont know what all the fuss is about now, thats all i have to say..now america should focus on some other ills in society and put the osama swan song to bed.


MP3: Game - Dead

Friday..

Its like when you shave your genitalia, then start to wonder why you are walking like obama for the rest of the week, because of in-grown pubes..for those who've gone through this, you can relate and for those who havent...go figure!! The point here is stick to what you are good at Mr. steve colbert..but i gotta admit it was kinda funny..

steven colbert and jimmy fallon featuring taylor hicks and the roots perform "friday" a youtube viral song..

Precious..

MY PRECIOUS by *Bereaved on deviantART
we tend to hold on to things, and i think that how we end up messing up with things
its one thing to rember something, but saying that i could've done this, and should have done that doesnt help but keep you in the past, what matters is NOW. what are you going to do now, what are you planning to do today. Are you planning to stop using condoms to the girl you been dating for a month, or are you planning
to skip paying rent because your landlord is a douchbag, or are you planning on plotting revenge on the assholes that bullied you during your high school days when you were still a puny pathetic excuse of a "troll" as charlie sheen
mentions it..decide now..in the mean time, be you until the song "precious" suffices..

One more drink..

Drunk by ~Valances-Irons on deviantART
here's another excuse for you to stick to drinking beer..

The way you do the things you do..

windhoek 2030 by ~SuN-zILLa on deviantART
It's late i know, but give them credit. just when i was about to start calling them douchebags they came through.
UB40 was supposed to come in december, when everybody was "blowing money fast". a lot of people travelled to the capital of namibia (windhoek) to come see these guys in concert. So i wasn't surprised when they had to cancel, because it was too hard to believe they were actually coming.
So when i attended the concert two weeks ago, i was so appalled that i was in there with the rest of them, jumping around
and "whipping my hair back and forth" as if a Will Smith toddler. All in all the whole thing was well organized, and there wasnt any violence at all, these guys still had the energy, the trumpeter became the crowd favorite, in that he was the most entertaining of the group..3 days of unforgettable reggae nights..
It's late i know, but give them credit. just when i was about to start calling them douchebags they came through.
UB40 was supposed to come in december, when everybody was "blowing money fast". a lot of people travelled to
the capital of namibia to come see these guys in concert. So i wasn't surprised when they had to cancel, because it was
too hard to believe they were actually coming.
So when i attended the concert two weeks ago, i was so appalled that i was in there with the rest of them, jumping around
and "whipping my hair back and forth" as if a Will Smith toddler. All in all the whole thing was
well organized, and there wasnt any violence at all, these guys still had the energy, the trumpeter became the crowd favorite
in that he was the most entertaining of the group..3 days of unforgettable reggae nights..

You soo crazy..

crazy by ~mind-prowler on deviantART
*laughs first* It's funny how the american meia likes to spin things for the sake of creating controversy out of nothing, i personally do not know whether they dont have anything better to report about, or it's just a publicity stunt for the mid-term elections.
This all stems from obama's comment (@ 3:10), where he said metaphorically, that if republicans wants the keys back (in this case, majority in the senate) they can come for the ride, but the'll have to sit in the back. This is where they turned the whole thing into a rosa parks metaphor (a racial issue), where they claimed obama said "back of the bus" which wasnt the case, if you watch the video. As if hypocrites, some republican douche bag named michael steele actually uses the bus reference...*sigh* americans..

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Indecision 2010 - Republicans Can Go to the Back of the Car
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity

To all my friends..

friends by ~nunoramos0 on deviantART
"I'll see you next week" or "See you tomorrow man" these are the most famous lines that we speak every time we part ways with someone. Whats funny about the whole this is that, we actually get this belief that "i will see you next week" or " i will see you next week "maan" "
Never noticing how you could as easily get hit by a truck anytime, or someone blowing your brains out at the club. But i guess its good that we always stay focussed on the happenings in our lives than dwell on "death" imagine how fucked up people would be if they all had the mentality of live today, and worry about tomorrow later..i know right? there wouldnt be any warren buffett's or Bill gates'. the world would be filled with MC Hammers, just a bunch of broke buggers..this is a message to all my friends..just a thought!!

MP3:Atmosphere - to all my friends