Album of the week..

Meth/Ghost/Rae - Wu Massacre


the three most fun dudes from wutang (after odb's passing) release a collaborative album, that's sure to keep the die hard fans laughing and bobbin heads for the rest of the year..

Horse & Carriage..

"When from behind me, a woman of 25 uttered the dumbest thing I'd ever heard in my life ... She said, 'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.'
I'll repeat that. I'll repeat that because that's the kind of sentence that when you hear it, your brain comes to a screeching halt. And the left hand side of the brain looks at the right hand side and goes, 'It's dark in here, and we may die.' She said, 'If it weren't for my horse...' as in, giddy up, giddy up, let's go - 'I wouldn't have spent that year in college,' a degree-granting institution.

Don't! Don't think about that sentence for more than three minutes, or blood'll shoot out your nose. The American medical profession doesn't know why we get an aneurysm. It's when a blood vessel bursts in our head for no apparent reason. There's a reason.

You're at the mall one day, and somebody over there says the dumbest thing you've ever heard and it goes in your ear. So you turn around to see if your friends heard it, cause if your friends heard it, and you can talk about what the jackass said, then it'll be gone. But your friends are over here, pretending they're gonna buy a cellular phone, and they're not gonna buy a cellular phone, because they don't even understand how the rate structure works. So you turn back, to find the person who said it, because if you can ask 'em a question like, 'WHAT THE @*#! ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?!' then it'll go away. But they're gone.
And now those words are in your head. And those words don't go away. Cause the way I see it, 7% of our brains functions all the time, because 99% of everything that happens is the same old stuff. We get it. All right. Move on. Get it. Right.

But every so often, somethin' like that happens: 'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.' So your brain goes, 'LET'S FIGURE IT OUT! Son of a bitch! I wonder what that's about!' I wonder, was she riding the horse to school? No, she wouldn't be riding the horse to school. Maybe it was a polo pony; she had a polo pony scholarship. Maybe she sold the horse and that's how she - she was betting on the horse! WHAT THE @*#! ?!! And then you realize that anybody who went to college would never say anything that stupid in public. And as soon as you have that thought, your eyes close and the next morning they find you dead in your bathroom."

Queen of the supermarket..

Jonah hill hilariously suggested in "superbad" that the best foods are shaped like dicks ie. hotdogs, bananas, cucumber, french loaf/bread and what have you. but out of the foods mentioned above, i only take delight in a hotdog, hands down..i dont eat bananas, but certainly enjoy cucumbers in my salad..what's the relevence of all this you ask?
Well i mostly buy these items at a local supermarket, where you are almost always guaranteed to struck up a conversation with beautiful girls or potential girlfriends. just be careful at the crap you put in your cart, because it's gonna say a lot about how healthy you eat, or how incredibly stupid you look throwing a six-pack of sardines in the cart
So next time your fridge suffers from malnutrition, hit up a supermarket where there's a video store nearby as well. It's a great place to meet women, and to get away from the confines of your one bedroom apartment. who knows? you might find a special on the groceries as well as get a date to that forthcoming high-school reunion you've been despising.

You dont know me..

It cracks me up how someone who has a crush on you behaves when you approach her, or talks to her. The reactions are different. Some react by blushing.Some hide behind friendship. Some are just quiet. Some just behave as if they dislike the person (this is probably the funniest of the bunch), but in actual sense, you wont believe what you'll hear from your sources, about these people who "dislike your guts" . Their hearts beat faster when you are around, they dream of you at night, they long to kiss your lips. because of fear, they let you walk away, fearing dissapointment..you might think you know them, but you dont have a clue who they really are..


Michael Buble - You dont know me

album of the week..

Jaheim - Another round


Jaheim - aint leaving without you
a little R&b for the soul..no gimmicks..this is good music right here..believe that

If i were you..

7 Deadly Sins - Envy by ~elestrial on deviantART
It's funny how envy starts. it always starts with saying something like "if i were that jackass, i would probably have bought myself a toyota pryas, instead of buying that and save money to buy a house" but truth be told, put that same idiot talking like that into that situation, he would probably buy an even flashier car. so when i hear these idiots talking like this, in my mind im like "this fool actually thinks he can make a difference, what a douchebag"
Hypocrisy is a grandmother, stick to your day job. i know it's good to dream, but not to halucinate damn it..


Hoobastank - if i were you

Beamer, Benz or Bentley..

If it were up to the looks only i would probably go for the Bentley continental GTC in black, the grill is just fierce and its swagger is just off the chain. With 611 metric horsepower, and a top speed of 325 kilos per hour with 0-60 mph in 4.3 seconds..what more could you want from a car? And top it all off it's the fastest four seater, despite the fact thatit weighs about 2,4 tons.


If it's about affordability, then i guess my hat goes off to the BMW, the cheapest of the three cars.The BMW F01/F02 is the 5th generation
of beamers that came out in january of last year.It offers diesel, straight 6, V8 and v12 motors.245hp which aint bad. and it comes with a
double wishbone design for improved handling. it's also got a bulletproof version available.and mind you, it comes equipped with a more intuitive iDrive
system with a full featured web browser. This will be safer, and more technologically advanced as well as rich in entertainment.


The Maybach 57/62 replaced the Merc 600 and probably the most celebrated car which almost every rapper references in their song.It uses a 6.0 L version of the V12 engine manufactured by Mercedes-AMG. Power output is 450 kilowatts (611.8 PS; 603.5 hp) and 738 lb·ft (1,001 N·m), providing a sub-5 second sprint to 60 miles per hour (97 km/h). It also rides 0.5 in (13 mm) lower on 20 inches (510 mm) wheels It's got a navigation system with voice recognition, airconditioning with 4-zone climate controls, remote engine start...the list goes on, all
i can say is that if king xerxes was still alive today, he'd be riding in one.


Lloyd Banks ft. Juelz Santana - Beamer, Benz or Bentley