Lips of an angel

Lips by ~RyanLovelacePhoto on deviantART
People always find themselves obsessing about their exes all the time, even if they both agreed that breaking up would be best for everybody. You might currently be in a good relationship with a Halle-berry-type-of-girl, but if that Serena-Williams-type ex of yours just had this "thing" about her that still distinguishes her from your current main squeeze, You'll find yourself calling her or answering her calls in flirtatious ways every now and then. She'll be calling you in the middle of the night, or at odd hours in the night. When you do get the time to go over to her place to find out what the fuss is about,you find out that she'd been crying wolf all along, because apparently she'd found out that your girl was not in town. And believe you me, no straight dude is gonna tell me that they wouldn't hit it..at two in the morning?, the girl got nothing on but a see-through negligee?..she got incense and everythin' burnin in that mutha?..get the F**k outta here!
On the real though, come morning a dude aint gonna do nothing but scratch the whole thing off and blame it on the alcohol, even though dude been sober for months..oh the humanity!!


Hinder - Lips of an angel


Jamie Foxx ft. T-pain - Blame it

Boondocksbootleg.com

some ish for you to check out while you are waiting for season 3 of the boondocks
hilarious shit..from the makers of boondocks..

Black Jesus - ridin' sweet
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Tubesteak exposes obama (Thugnificent)
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Dear John Witherspoon (grandad)
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Boondocks..

Random Conan O'brien quotes..

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' "

Conan O'Brien

"Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language"

Conan O'Brien :
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Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans."

Conan O'Brien
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CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.' "

Conan O'Brien

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.

Conan O'Brien:
"Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me."

Conan O'Brien
"Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer."
Conan O'Brien
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Fish recognize a bad leader. "

Conan O'Brien

"If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. "

Conan O'Brien
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In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have"

Cheatin'..

E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.

Kyle: That makes no sense.

E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, OK, I didn't make up the rules.

Rubin: No no, this is legit, I- I've actually read an article about this. There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. Right, for argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.

E.L.: Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.

-From the motion picture Roadtrip (2000)




Dwele - Cheatin'

World so Cold..

"I knew it was way too cold this winter because I have not had one thought. I have NOT been able to complete a sentence in my own head. I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really..FUCK IT'S COLD!"
- Lewis Black (stand up comedian)



Mudvayne - world so cold